"Porpoise Power Ballad" is a song from The Penguins of Madagascar. It is sung by Dr. Blowhole with lobsters and in the end Private and Kowalski.
Lyrics[]
Only I, Dr. Blowhole, know
How to tame this beast and so
Won't you listen to my power ballad solo
My solo
In a world of mediocre minds
Where genius is dissed by ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded
Astounded, oh
I wanna control you
Lobsters: Want to control you, oooh
I want to make you mine
I wanna cajole you
Lobsters: Want to cajole you, ooh
An offer that I hope you shan't decline
I've got an ocean of devotion
And you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
Well I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In wonderful wicked harmony
Like a beautiful EVIL
Destiny
Livin' large
In absolute charge
Of metropolitan NYC
I've got an ocean of devotion
And you're the one for me
You're the one for me, oooh
Private: It's the lilt of an angel's choir.
Kowalski: I sense events taking a turn for the dire.